We believe everyone deserves to get a little Blooby sometimes.

What does that mean?

 

Once you try our revolutionary, one-of-a-kind energy drink, you'll understand the RUSH, the FEEL, the "Bloobularity™."

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It all started in a damp corner of Bobby Bloobmin’s mom’s basement in scenic Glasglow, Montana where our God Given gift was spotted something growing on the wall. Was it mold? Fungus? No, it was a miracle. 

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And Bobby — being the visionary he was — looked at that little miracle and said:
"I could mix that into my drink, probably" 

So he did.
And he was the first person in human history to experience the thrill of getting "Bloobed™"

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Bloob™ gives you the kind of energy that makes marathons feel like warm-up laps.

Triathlons? Please.
Board meetings? NEVER BOAR-ING.
Lifting a car? We're banned from several dealerships! (We're sorry, Lester, please, if you're reading this, it was a mistake, it won't happen again. Please call me back.)

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How do we know it works?
We just do.

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Don’t ask questions. Drink Bloob™.

Why walk when you can Bloob™?

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Jumpstart your bloodstream. Accelerate your nervous system. Taste something that might not even be legal in other countries.

Get Bloobed™ up today.

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Bloob™. Not approved by anyone that matters.

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